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The Scarlet Songbook
Duke of the wall
Dencer the duke of the north
He send out a call
He needed thousands of men.
To send up to the wall.
But the kings were twits
They sent no men at all
So Dencer had no men
To send up to the wall.
So the Pigrum had a plan
To fill Dencer’s halls
He’d recruit a savage band
To send up to the wall
After a chilly fight
Dencer won his thralls
But he had to get them their
To send up to the wall
To cross the frozen strait
Filled with winter squalls
Dencer needed magic help
To send up to the wall
So came old count rex
To make a magic haul
Teleporting savages
To send up to the wall
Now the duke has his men
For the demon brawl
Now he waits till it time
To send up to the wall
Night of the demons
Twas the night of the dinner, when all through the castle
Not a creature was stirring, except for some vassels.
The wenches were tarted up with care,
In hopes that the scarlet pilgrim soon would be there..
The Druid was nestled all snug in his bed,
While visions of burning wagons danced in his head.
And rex in his study, and Waylon hitting the rack,
While demons settled in Beacon brains for a late winter’s snack
Then from the ethereal plane there arose such a clatter,
The spell casters sprang from thier beds to see what was the matter.
Away to the servents rooms they flew for the bash,
Broke open the door and began to hack.
Three demons with skin like new-fallen snow
Standing around the druid all in a row.
When, what to my wondering eyes should appear,
But Yashi with his maul, finagling getting his ass into gear.
He rushed all three to steal the kill that dick,
I knew in a moment the fight would be quick.
More rapid than storms Rex spells came,
And he whistled, and shouted, and called them by name!
"Now Lightning! now, Thunder! now, flame arrow and sonic burst!
On, ice storm! On, ! on, on magic missel!
Let the blood flow! to cover the walls!
Now kill them! Kill them! Kill them all!"
As dry bones that before the wild hurricane fly,
When they meet with an obstacle, burn to the sky.
So up to the rafter the blood it flew,
With floor covered in corpses and some magic stuff too.
They sprang to the loot, and the team felt forsaken,
And away they all walked away cuss their was nothing worth taking.
But I heard them exclaim, ‘ere they walked out of sight,
"What the hell was that all about, and is the Druid all right. !"
Druidzilla
With a purposeful grimace and a terrible sound
He targets a wagon and the lightning comes down
Helpless people on a wagon train
Scream bug-eyed as he rocks to mud on them
He summonds up fire and he yells to throw down
As he wades through the buring buildings toward the center of town
Oh no, they say he’s got to go
Go go Duidzila, yeah
Oh no, make a saving throw
Go go Druidzila, yeah
History shows again and again
How nature boys show the folly of men
Druidzila!
(C'mon man, Calm down, he aint worth it)
Don't tell me to calm down
I been priesting for years
Passing my peers and putting punks like this in fear
Makin the comits storm down like rain
Listen to me bring down the pain
Explosion, overpowering
Over the competition, I'm towering
Wrecking evil goods plots,
when I drop these spells that you tried to stop
Don't you dare stare, you better flee
Don't ever compete with me
I'm the best that ever fought and prayed
Competition's never going to see the day
I'm gonna knock you out
Deity said knock you out
Don't you call me a regular priest
I'm gonna see you get weak
I'm gonna take this entire house by storm
And I'm just gettin warm
From a forgotten kingdom from the the lost east
Watch me bash and beat you in the skull
Cause you know I had enought of you
Why do you mess with me, the Scarlet Pilgrim
And when I throw down get ready cause I might go
Slime Wave!, how ya like me now?
The Heavens will not allow
You to get in my face
Listen to my Mantra
I'm clashing, outlasting
Kinda like the Seven, so Holier then thou
Word of God fills my mind
And its go time.
Showdown!!!
I'm gonna knock you out
Deity said knock you out
Ready to kill when I felt you spell
I just don't know what you were thinking about
What made you forget who you were dealing with?
But now I got a new plen
I'm goin insane, starting the hurricane, releasing the pain
Letting you know that you better get ready for your bane
Unless ya say my lords name
Who's you deity
I'm gonna knock you out
Deity said knock you out
Fireball blasts are heard
When I rip and kill, at WILL
The man of the hour, tower of power, I'll devour
I'm gonna beat you up and let you understand
that I'm not your average man
Listen to the way I slay, Destruction, terror, and mayhem
Let me at this waste so I can slay him
I'm ready
I think I'm gonna bomb a comit (get down!!)
Don't you never, ever, pull this shit again
Cause I explode
And my spell is easy to pack
I got to thank the Gods
Cause they gave me the strength to fight
HARD!! knock you out, Deity said knock you out
Done with you, Bitch.
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